To My Nemesis in Cell Block 6

This next post goes out to all of you bad guys out there. Why are you always trying to keep me from getting any sleep? You and I both know how it's going to end, don't waste my time! Most of you guys don't even have any powers, that's a fair fight. Here is a tip that my hockey coach gave me growing up: always scope out the competition before the big game. You don't need to look very far to see that I am on the other side of the hypothetical ice. Do your homework, and right when you think you've found a way to take me down, start all over again because you were wrong. My dog can probably take you down with ease. Sure, Gear is the most advanced piece of technology in the world, but remember, his supersonic bark is worse than his electrostatic bite. So all of you thinking about the life of crime take my advice -- stay in school, get a job, meet a girl -- because I assure you, the partners you find in prison are not comforting.

I hope that I have deterred some readers from a life of crime and essentially pain, both physically and psychologically. But, for some of you it is too late. I hear they have a name for you in the big house, "The Fallen Judas." Personally all of these biblical parallels are starting to get me sick. Nonetheless you deserve the ridicule from your colleagues. I wonder if you would be in a different place had I published the first half of this blog a few months ago. Then again I don't really have time to ponder about the what ifs in my life or yours.

I'd like to leave The Fallen Judas and the other citizens of my city cooking up bad ideas who are soon to be one of them with one last thought. Everything was fine before you decided to act on your poor feelings towards the world. You forced me to act, not the other way around. My best days are the ones where I don't have to act and for some reason they are coming few and far between. When your anger builds up inside of you and you are ready to take it out on someone else, remember that I take my anger out on you. Take a good night's rest and you'll wake up to find it is not worth it. Help me to help you!